A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
Get the gentlemans mustardmug. by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
Get the mustard dickmug. One of the options that are given to Spongebob Squarepants to fill up the krabby patty shaped mobile.
by top10shoppingtrolleys August 20, 2025
Get the Mustardmug. The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
Get the hotdog and mustard pizzamug. A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.
by alecwind July 18, 2021
Get the mustard all over his leaving friendmug. by Boii2499 June 20, 2016
Get the mustard saucemug. by big Zebop November 12, 2020
Get the dijion mustard gasmug.