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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤
“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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Flea Market

When one person in an orgy has crabs and gives it to every member in the orgy.
Man, I was with a couple of people the other day and I ended up getting an STD, I think someone flea market the orgy
by The turn tables June 17, 2022
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Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire
Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work
by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025
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job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
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Mindset Marketing

The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.
This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.
by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020
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Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
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