When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
Get the Holiday tophermug. Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung October 10, 2025
Get the nothing beats a jet2 holidaymug. A Jehovah’sWitness.
Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?
Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!
by ConstantComment January 26, 2025
Get the “Not a holiday” personmug. When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.
by Jamacha November 19, 2023
Get the holiday ho’n’mug. To celebrate a holiday
I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)
I was surprised today to see UPS using holiday as a verb on a banner in its office)
However you choose to holiday (verb) this season, holiday (verb) with vigor.
Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.
Some people like to holiday with their family at home, but others holiday alone. Once upon a time I holidayed on a cruise in New Zealand with my wife. Some holiday hitting a piñata.
by Profesor de Ingles November 30, 2024
Get the holiday (verb)mug. I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.
by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020
Get the Holiday Glazemug. by helogram November 7, 2020
Get the holiday partymug.