Eva

Someone you can't trust and should never trust.

you told Eva something??? omg shes going to tell everyone because she cant be trusted!

by Estest September 11, 2022

Eva

Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.

- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you

by Evy.g934 February 25, 2024

Eva

My best friend and wife.

Eva here is my wishlist:
A hug
A ring
Cookies (oreo)
Squismallow

Me: I love you!
Eva: <3

by I_luv_to_paint :3 February 23, 2025

Eva

STAY AWAY FROM A GIRL NAMED EVA PLS. THEY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED

#evahateclub

"omfg yeah i have a new bsf called Eva"
"Bitch drop her rn, never trust an Eva"

by an absolute slaggg July 24, 2023

Eva

Loves sport, is obsessed with boys and is the kind of girl you like or don’t like

Eva is nice

by Hedaaaaa January 31, 2022

Eva

Very clumsy, obsessed with K-pop. Very kind person and friendly. A born leader and very assertive. Can be funny. A very big personality, as she has a number of them. Loyal to her friends and loves them a lot. Likes school, is smart and sporty. Loves listening to music, reading and being on her phone. Loves fashion and design. Gets tired of being sad easily, so returns to her old self quickly.

Eva is Eva, nothing will change that.

by #army4life202 February 26, 2022

Eva

the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.

Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*

by RandomRooster September 27, 2021