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Christmas Krook

A Christmas Krook is someone does not like Christmas !

1. A grumpy person

2. Bad attitude towards Christmas

3. Someone has had a bad experience in their childhood during a year of Christmas that made them hate Christmas as they grew up .

4. A elementary school bully who likes to hurt other kid's feeling by laughing at them and revealing that Santa Clause is not real with public humiliation .
1 . ''Your the mean one , Mr.Grinch ''

2. ''That man is such is such a Krook , why dont someone make a scrooge movie out of him ? ''

3 . ''Oh cheer up , don't be such a Christmas krook and have some Christmas spirit ''

4. '' HHAHAHAAHHAH This kid is such a loser for still thinking that Santa Clause is real ''

''Man that jerk is such a Krook for laughing at that kid just because the kid still is believing Santa Clause ''

''How Mean , What A Krook !!!''
by Steven Griffiths December 3, 2011
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Nashville Christmas

Explosive nightcap to an otherwise wonderful day.
Man, I gotta tell you, taking a shit after eating at Chili's was a Nashville Christmas.
by Mister Creant December 28, 2020
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Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
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Christmas Taco's

Pussy on christmas !!!!!
by Secret Asian Mannnn December 26, 2016
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sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.
Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
by mikalover January 13, 2010
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Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.
by Baby Lola December 21, 2020
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christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner
'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'
by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013
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