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biscuit hips

n. the gooey overflow from the top of low-cut jeans worn by chicks who shouldn't be wearing them. Similar to the way Pillsbury pop-n-fresh biscuits ooze out of the container when you pop them open.
Look at the nasty ass biscuit hips on that one.
by The Baker September 6, 2004
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biscuit bottom

When someone who should not be wearing short shorts is- and their lumpy fat ass hangs out the bottom, looking nasty like a biscuit.
See peopleofwalmart.com

Eww, look at that biscuit bottom.
by coubricol June 8, 2011
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dracula biscuit

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits
by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012
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Pinch Biscuit

A small round turd. Usually a result of constipation or lack of dietary fiber.
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.

There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.

I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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flipping a biscuit

Breaking a window beacause your marching band students are not paying attention.
Y'all best stop messin around, or I'm gonna be flipping a biscuit
by PedoPandabear December 9, 2016
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German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 9, 2013
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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.
"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"
by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009
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