Taking a piss

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick

John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?

by dicks yellow September 12, 2018

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.

Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008

Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

by JayZell March 10, 2008

taming of the shrub

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.

after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.

by shrub boy October 1, 2010

Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011

Duct-Tapping

Place duct tape stick side up across the road. When cars run over it, it sticks to the tires and sounds like they have a flat tire, then they get out and have to take it off.

You might only want to do one lane at a time, it saves duct tape and is better.

After we went Penny-tapping, we went Duct-tapping and made like four cars stop in a row.

by Petree July 24, 2007