Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

Roll the Tapes 

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky

Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

Roll the Tapes by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

tapette 

one of the word for homosexual in french

George est une tapette:
George is a faggot

tapette by wish September 10, 2003

Starving Tapeworm 

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

Starving Tapeworm by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

tapeworm 

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

tapeworm by Stray December 6, 2003

Tapestryshopp'd 

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

Tapestryshopp'd by CurtisDK August 10, 2009

taper powels

How some people accidentally mispronounce the phrase, "paper towels".

Jim, can you hand me a wad of taper powels please? I need to clean up some spilled Kool-Aid.

taper powels by Telephony January 16, 2015