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Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.
Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.
by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021
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Sperm squeeze

Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
by The rush hour... September 21, 2016
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lolly squeeze

Inserting one’s erect penis into a revolving door to stop its movement.
After my shopping spree at Bed Bath and Beyond I got my rocks off with a late afternoon Lolly Squeeze at Eaton Centre.
by Blake791 October 23, 2023
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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.
by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023
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Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.
I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately
by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019
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