square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010

Goofing on a Square

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.

"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

by superhero75 August 25, 2010

t squared

thunder thighs

Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.

by nature's.touch March 3, 2010

c squared

Refers to Calvert County in Southern Maryland.

I went down to c squared to bury my cousin's turtle.

by Mark S. Roop September 11, 2009

lips squared

noun. synonym for female. refers to the lips on her head, and the lips between her legs.

by Misogyne November 1, 2002

Time Squared

A term used when someone royally forgets something or when they Drop the Ball. Time Square in New York City on New Years Eve has a ball that drops to signify the entering of a new year.

"Dan was going to bring me a condom to the party but he Time Squared me, I had to settle for a blow job from that bitch."

by Calling You Out August 12, 2009