spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Spunk Bubble

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spunk bubble

by spunkbubble163 December 20, 2019

Spunk

A Vigina hair

Bro I was licking my girls clit and a spunk went in my mouth

by I’m a fag bag February 3, 2022

spunk III

An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely

spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning

by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 8, 2022

Spunk

A word used as a unit of measurements to define something of a particular small size.

Oh damn, i was one spunk away from getting that kill.

by Spunkytwanter February 22, 2018

Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Spunk buzzard

Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)

Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.

by Ass pirate 22 November 20, 2018