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The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.
Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot
by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020
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Spicy Question

To ask (someone) a question that is piquant, slightly improper, or spirited in nature.
Can I ask you a spicy question?
I have a spicy question.
How spicy can I go with this question?
Can I add a little spice to this question?
by HMKyoko March 4, 2022
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spicy pickle

When a man covers his johnson in Tobasco sauce, then fucks his girl (or maybe guy).
Yeah, she really loves it when i give her the spicy pickle.
by Robert Newmark October 6, 2007
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Spicy Rudy

A special blend of Jalepenos, milk and LSD puree'd and administered by way of enema.
That spicy rudy made me see the ghost of Sid Caesar pumping a microwaved cantelope. Then I shit myself...
by Remover November 13, 2003
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Spicy juice

When a Mexican or Person of Hispanic origin ejaculates into apple juice or orange juice and then a white person unknowingly drinks it.
Dude I was at a restaurant and I think a Mexican gave me some spicy juice
by Inmybut February 18, 2011
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Spicy Meme

A normal meme that is spicy because a 13 year old thought everybody would think that he was a cool kid if he said it was spicy.
James: That's such a spicy meme
Wally: Why did you add spicy to that sentence.
James: Cause i am a cool kid
by Memekip July 30, 2017
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spicy chick

well when deciding if you should do anal a man wants to whoa a lady. He will usually say something like "You want to get down spicy chick?" this was popular back in the early 1950
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
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