spear carrier

Get your spear carrier ass out the welfare line.....
by Nickelodeon April 1, 2007
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Shake the Spear

Slang for going to the bathroom in less refined literary circles.
After four beer, I am destined to return to my quarters to shake the spear. Thus, I must shake the spear of destiny!
by cbjwthwm September 21, 2009
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jaime lynn spears

A pregnant whore, younger sister of the infamous Britney. Having a baby at 16 with her 19 yr old boyfriend. Star of Nick's Zoey 101. Cost her mother a book deal on mothering with a Christian publisher.
1. Ok! Magazine featured an article about Jaime Lynn Spears' pregnancy. The song "Papa Don't Preach" came to mind while reading the article.

2. Lynne Spears really doesn't know how to raise daughters. Jaime Lynn is 16 and pregnant and Britney parties while pregnant with her third.
by Murrie Chip January 9, 2008
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Duct-taping 3 Bro's Penises together and having all three charge at one orifice while singing "Under the Sea" from the popular Disney film The Little Mermaid because "Everythings better down where it's wetter."
Joey: We gave that Bitch The Trident, Spear of Brosiden. Bitches Love the Trident, Spear of Brosiden.

Devon: Everything's Better Down Where It's Wetter!
by SpankinNipples November 4, 2011
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spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
by Wobblebottom January 6, 2019
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Dick-speare genre

the narrative genre which focuses on the plight of the urban disadvantaged (seen in Charles Dickens tales) mixed with intricately tragic plots and complex human characters (trademarked by William Shakespeare).
HBO's "The Wire" is the epitome of the Dick-speare genre, focusing on the plight of youths in Baltimore, and providing plot twists and tragic heroes which would move even the Bard.
by ejukator February 23, 2011
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amazonian spear throw

When a female is in doggy style position across the room and you sprint at her naked and try to to penetrate here ass. If you miss, your fucked.
Bro, did you hear about Jack?
"No"
Bro, he tried Amazonian spear throw last night and missed.
"Dayyyyym, he must have broke his dick"
by Purple6muffins9 May 16, 2016
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