Neck Slap

1) if you violate you will get violated
2) if you clart a neck your neck will get clarted
3) trims neck slaps can only last 1 week after the trim.

Your gettin a neck slap

Like ur cut g

by Neck Slap master September 29, 2020

One slap chap

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021

cuck slap

To slap another man while trying to look manly for your wife who already made a cuck out of you

Will Smith cuck slapped Chris Rock when he made a joke mentioning his wife.

by PrettyhugeD March 28, 2022

Dirty Pimp-slap

The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.

I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.

by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011

Sending a Slanty

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.

Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.

by Agnesagnesagnes March 16, 2013

Sicilian Mud Slap

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016

Alabama Titty Slap

The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.

Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap

by Tiger'sWood September 6, 2016