Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

by Biomechanical December 2, 2005

skeet shield

a rag or paper with a hole in the middle of it to stick your dick into and protect your clothes or skin as your skeet shots everywhere.

yo man did that skeet shield work last night or did u get covered in cum ?

by #1 weed smoker of america sun August 20, 2009

skeeters

n. A southern pronunciation of the word mosquitoes.

"These skeeters are eat'in me alive!"

by WiXan June 7, 2013

Ultamite Skeet skeet

When you do a cumshot and it goes about 3 meters far

i tried to give a girl a cum shot but i did an ultamite skeet skeet and blew her away

by Makudan December 12, 2006

skeet

to cum upon a bitch.

Lil Jon: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet

by Tyron April 10, 2004

skeet

Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.

Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.

by k . June 14, 2007

skeet

v. to project one's ejaculate

ORIGIN:

When "skeet shooting" with a real rifle, one uses clay pigeons. Since another term for a hoe, skank, hood rat, or chickenhead is a pigeon, in the same manner as firing ballistics at a clay pigeon, one may skeet on a "hood" pigeon.

The term has evolved to be used more loosely, as in ejaculating on anything, not just a pigeon, but its origin lies in riflery and marksmanship.

The term may also be used as a noun, refferring to the ejaculate itself:

My skeet's like acid, burn your eyeballs out

by teetastic.com September 27, 2005