Sketch

Meaning when something is scary, or when you are totally

anxious/nervous about something...

"Dude, that BMX race was SO sketch! Did you see those jumps!"

"I know! Bill almost ate **it!!"

by StarReigh October 6, 2011

Sketchmaster

Someone who is soshady, bootleg, unreliable and a tease; they define the epitome of sketchy. These people are defined by being pre-madonnas, provocative, hard to get a hold of, secretive, seemingly popular, narcissistic and preoccupied with the wrong things. These people are only part human, because they so opinionated, they lost all disregard for other people's feelings or others attitudes towards them. And also loves their copy and paste via KoC.

Tigger2 was a complete sketchmaster with her opinions and total lack of consideration on other peoples opinions and loved to copy and paste conversations.

by loverboy676890 January 13, 2012

sketchcident

noun-
an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally due to one being sketched the fuck out on meth and usually results in injury, damage, or loss.

A sketchcident is ANY undesirable occurance that occurs while one is sketchy sketched and sleep deprived due to using the recreational drug crystal meth.

E.g.- Gurrllll...did you hear about his sketchcident? He got up from the bed to get more lube and his sketchy ass tripped over his laptop charger and pulled all his shit off the table.

by jmclopes August 27, 2012

Sketching Balls

feeling that something is "sketch"

Also known as "being sketched out" Generally used by stoners referring to cops.

Walking through a dark alley at night you might be sketching balls

by sQuirt May 7, 2012

Sketch Dragon

A person who is questionable and weird

An expert at putting themselves or others into sketchy situations.

Lauren is a sketch dragon because her friends do drugs.

by Al-Dog September 17, 2012

Sketch Mex

(n): people with the complexion, facial hair, and other characteristics commonly attributed to Mexicans, who are generally socially awkward and as a result sketch around the place; often attracted to anything (animal, food, human, other object) that is black or very dark

Ed: Hey, do you see that couple over there?

Brooke: Yeah I do, they're so weird...

Ed: I don't see how that works.

Brooke: Me either, he's such a sketch mex

by TheChemistryMagician October 28, 2012

Sketchetary

The primary assistant to a typically small- to medium-time neighborhood crystal meth dealer, quite often responsible for keeping the dealer themselves out of trouble and the operation running and profitable (the term profit subject to dealers' perceptions). This role is similar to the 'Sketchatary' in association with a dealer but is different in that the individual providing support is doing so out of a genuine interest for the dealer and their operation, as they often begin their arrangement based on prior trust and experiences as friends.

Roles of the average sketchetary typically include:
- Mobile phone receptionist
- Schedule coordinator
- Code-keeper (combinations, PIN's, etc)
- Chauffeur
- Gopher
- Security guard
- Accountant
- Personal assistant (grooming, wardrobe, etc)
- Party planner (and later, Party pooper)
- Voice of reason
- Whipping boy/Fall-guy

The job requires a high level of intrusion into their dealers' lives, often mistaken for being overly nosy or snooping about; to do their job well they must know what is going on, what comes in, what goes out, who has what and where at most times. Without a high level of trust between a dealer and their chosen assistant then neither one can do their job right.

If a romantic (or purely physical) relationship develops then the Sketchetary title does not apply; then they become just another skank looking for a free ride.

Sometimes a Sketchetary is referred to by the short-hand "SKTY", pronounced "skitty."

"You can call me any time you need something, just call this number and if you don't reach me my sketchetary will take care of you."

"Daniel sure is lucky he has JJ for a sketchetary, else he would have been busted for sure falling out at a slot machine last night. He got 'em both out of there before the pit boss could get security to haul that flail out back!"

"SKTY, get in here! Where the hell did you put my scale and baggies??"
"Well, um....you put the scale in the inside pocket of your overcoat as we got in the cab, it should still be there."
"What about my baggies? I gotta weigh this up before he leaves."
"We ran out of baggies when you dropped the last of them behind the couch at that last client's place. I'm running to the smoke shop now to get some more. And you're almost out of smokes, want one pack or two?"

by N.D. Creamer September 10, 2013