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Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024
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Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.
Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪
by dustbin August 26, 2023
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Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.
Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.
by Holybob November 14, 2020
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Wadabadacress-seeds?

Pronounced "Wa-da-ba-da-cress-seeds" this phrase means "What about the cress seeds?".
It is best used when someone said something smart and thinks they are amazing, or if someone has just insulted you.

By yelling "YEAH BUT, WADABADACRESS-SEEDS!?" one would instantly confuse ones oponent making everyone forget what just happened, giving you the opportunity to slap them in the face and call them what ever tickles your fancy.
Ben: I hate you so much, you're an idiot
Adam: yeah but....Wadabadacress-seeds?
Ben: ...urhm...what?
Adam: *Slap* ..bitch!
by Benrozzamadozza July 13, 2010
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Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.
She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.
by Pcw July 2, 2023
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Death Seed

1. When a man ejaculates so hard he perishes as a result

2. A Roblox game made by Fiddlepat and his colleagues that is currently in development
Morgue Worker 1: The man apparently died of Death Seed

Morgue Worker 2: That's disgusting man, also, did you hear that Fiddlepat is developing a new game?
by bigman2323 March 25, 2024
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