Satan's semen

A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze

3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies

by Rumpleguy69 March 7, 2022

satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013

satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 12, 2015

Simp of Satan

1. Lane
2. Absolute mega simp that will do anything for a girl even if it costs him his soul.

Lane is an absolute Simp of Satan cuz he gains over any girl he sees.

by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020