Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
Get the Salmon Sacmug. A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022
Get the slinky salmonmug. When a person freezes a turd and uses it as a sex toy anally until it thaws out and returns to the ocean or toilet.
The black salmon hid under the ice until it swam back and fourth to warm up and eventually returned to the ocean.
by Millwrightthor November 5, 2022
Get the Black Salmonmug. by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022
Get the Alex Salmonmug. by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024
Get the Salmonmug. When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.
by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019
Get the Salmonmug. Girl: what’s that kids last name?
Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
Boy: oh it’s salmons like salmon but with a s
Girl: oh he must have a big dick
by Hottysauce November 20, 2021
Get the Salmonsmug.