open relationship

when two people are seeing eachother and agree to see other people as well, except one of the two people doesnt really want to be in an un exlusive relationship and winds up getting hurt. To put it simply two people that are dating eachother but one of them is getting more screwed than the other.

Im really into you but not into you enough to not go plant my seed elsewhere so I think we need to be in an open relationship.

by alicatmeoowwwwww July 1, 2010

relationship

On the fifth 'date' (see High Fidelity, Hornby et al 1995) a 'relationship' state (q.v.) is mandated to come into effect by 'law' (see Feminism). Exceptions may occur: where a 'third base' (see American Pie, Biggs et al 1999) state arises prior; where 'sex' (see Genesis) arises prior; where otherwise precluded by marriage of either party to third party (see adultery).

"My approach to relationships has always been something of a 'touch and go' affair: I touch; they go."

by Profesh January 5, 2008

open relationship

is when a couple has decided to see other people but still keep the relationship that they have and still have the same feeling that they had befor. it takes two very mature people to let you patner see someone else

i love my boyfriend but i want to date other people and let my boy friend do the same

by jackie May 13, 2005

textual relationship

A person with whom you've exchanged cel phone numbers, but you never actually hang out, you just text each other occasionally.

She: Hey, I just got a text from Rajeev, remember when we met him at the park last year?

He: Yeah, you guys still hanging out?

She: Still? We haven't seen each other since we met - it seems we have a purely textual relationship.

by Bump Rider July 3, 2009

relationship euthanasia

When a friend cockblocks you ending your relationship that was doomed to fail. Usually the cockblocker doesn't have to try hard.

If shes going to dump you now then she would've dumped you later. So here's some relationship euthanasia to put you out of your misery or your girlfriends misery.

by AlphaMail January 8, 2010

relationship relaxation

when you have been in a relationship for a decent amount of time, and you start to become a careless slob.
some things that are affected by relationship relaxation include:

hair- you probably don't style it much, and think that a 'bun' is good for going out

clothes- you start wearing track pants and huge jumpers around your partner because hey, who are you trying to impress?

weight- you start putting on weight and letting yourself go, using the 'they will love me no matter what' excuse.

general manners and etiquette- you find yourself burping and doing disgusting things around your partner, and for those who are really relaxed, you might even slip in a fart or two!

girl one: hey, i'm just going over to my boyfriends for a bit

girl two: your wearing your pajama pants and that ugly jumper your nan knitted you, i mean did you even brush your teeth?

girl one: oh it doesn't matter to him, he loves me

girl two: hunny, your suffering from some serious relationship relaxation!

by banginbabe March 23, 2011

relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011