When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.
"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."
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She’s a type of girl who is very sweet, caring, and friendly. She may look mean at first but once you get to know her she’s the most sweetest and kindess person you will ever meet. Every guy will fall for her because of her fun personality. She’s very talented, creative, neat, and drop dead gorgeous. Only few people can enter her life. Don’t make her mad because you will regret it till the end.
Man 1: Wow! What a beautiful young lady. Who is she?
Man 2: oh, her! She’s the one and only “Premel”. Everybody likes her. She’s cute.
Man 2: oh, her! She’s the one and only “Premel”. Everybody likes her. She’s cute.
by Queen_facts August 16, 2021
Get the Premel mug.Poema is a very strong and independent woman. She doesn’t take shit from anyone and does as she pleases.
However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.
However beneath the surface she is actually a sensitive person, she is always seeking for everyone to like her. Once you really get to know her you will see how much of a caring and soft person she is on the inside.
-“ Did you see Poema stand up against the school director at the assembly?”
-“Omg yesss that was such a badass moment!”
-“Omg yesss that was such a badass moment!”
by thisfrenchchick November 21, 2021
Get the Poema mug.Prem means love and Premal means a person with a lot of love to give. No frill, no masks, no show. A real person who is straightforward and very clear on his priorities. Loyal friend, passionate lover and caring family member. Once he decides what he wants nothing can stop him from achieving it. Very very ambitious but also knows how to enjoy life. Hard on the outside but very soft on the inside. Funny and an amazing friend. Can see into the future. Loves and protects his family fiercely.
Overall, an intelligent, loving and memorable personality.
Overall, an intelligent, loving and memorable personality.
by Gandalf4ever November 22, 2021
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by RiyanshVerma November 23, 2021
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Devanshi has fallen in love with Prem Mital just because he has a small banana and anyone could have it in just 1 bite.
by Sam Andler February 15, 2022
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