the great potatoe

The true god. His sacred name should only be said by true followers. His sacrifice gave us all the freedom to eat potatoes. All followers will be rewarded with a life of extreme potatoe

Guy 1: hey dude did you hear about the great potatoe?

Guy 2: No, whats that?
Guy 1: you're dead to me!
Guy 1 proceeds to kill guy 2

by thegreatpotatoe fo life November 11, 2014

Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

by BigSparky December 1, 2013

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.

Alex is a real potato (🥔).

by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020

potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.

Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."

by jef-fro November 9, 2017