Porn Hiss

When porn actresses make a hissing noise to accompany their fake moans of pleasure.

"Ohh baby.. *Porn Hiss* .. mm yeah... *Porn Hiss"
ie: "Ohh baby.. sssssssssssss .. mm yeah... ssssssssssssss"

by ssssssssssssssnape July 13, 2011

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Porn Coma

A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.

"Where the hell have you been?! You've missed half the movie..."

"I slipped into a porn coma..."

by Johnny Concrete May 5, 2010

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Peel Porn

Latex can be put around nails and then be peeled off after the nails have been painted. It's very satisfying to watch so someone put together a compilation of all the "peel porn". It's now a thing.

Christine: It's time for some peel porn...
*Sexy music starts playing*
Christine: *slowly peels off latex*

by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017

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A porno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of horny teenagers to find. It is known that the members of metal bands Shadows Fall and From Autumn To Ashes are great supporters of this. It's also a fact that the internet is ruining woods porn.

Person 1: OMG, I FOUND THIS PENTHOUSE MAG IN THE WOODS DUDE!

Person 2: *gets naked*

Person 1: Yes, woods porn is the best!!!

by Yo mama!!!!! March 4, 2008

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Porn Pit

A wooded area, usually in a forest that is littered with porno magazines. A porn pit is a common area that juveniles dump porno's taken from their parents homes. It can also be created by a creepy middle aged man (or your older brother), then stumbled upon by juveniles.

"I found a porn pit in the woods behind the grocery store... there were pictures cut out of porno's and hung on tree branches".

by Middle Aged Man with Mustache December 14, 2011

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