I sharpened my broken pencil.
by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022
Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018
A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.
by h.ddd June 01, 2021
a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
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by armed abortion February 15, 2022