pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 08, 2021

Pencil

A very long piece of wood that is mostly used for writing,sometimes it ends up in the wrong hands of a person. Has to be at least 7 inches long to be classified a pencil, if shorter then it is classified as a short or dwarf piece of wood. HAVE FUN KIDS WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE

He bro can I borrow a pencil?

Put that pencil up me please ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

by Master of the masters October 08, 2018

Pencil

A man’s dick being thrown across a room

“Yo have you seen Ryan?”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” His pencil has been thrown

by Samson 🤒🤒 June 25, 2024

Pencil

The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.

Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"

by ilovemyasianfriendm! June 08, 2011

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.

Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...

by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

Pencil

A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.

I sharpened my broken pencil.

by UninterestingWords March 10, 2022

Pencil

Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.

Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."

by conconbonbon :)) July 14, 2018