The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

pecker soup

Male semen, cum

I think I have pecker soup on my pants.

by Bigmoney Player June 5, 2023

Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

Pecker

1. Noun: A nickname for Gabriel Brown.

2. A walking Google search.

Origin: the bastard son of Kevin Florea.

Synonyms: Pecker head, pecker, peck, Ant Man, fudge, fudge packer.

If you don't have availability to Google, just ask pecker.

by C00lestCucumber April 4, 2024

Foreskin pecker decker

When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz

“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”

by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024

Pecker in Chief

One of 45’s favorite and once secret nicknames for himself, for obvious reasons.

The Pecker in Chief, long before he was the U.S. President, always loved having “access” to so many young and beautiful women he rightfully paid for and his friend David Pecker helped him to at least temporarily bury the extent of his addiction.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2024

pecker lover

A person who peeks over the divider at a restroom checking out your stuff

Hey stop looking at my pecker you pecker lover

by Slurped buttface May 10, 2024