panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

shannie panties

dirty hawaiian boy who no scopes testes

Go back to hawaii flippin shannie panties.

by jpdemon January 28, 2008

salty panties

When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.

" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."

by Shanda Robinson June 2, 2008

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

Temp-panties

The act of putting on clean panties when you know you haven't showered in over 24 hours. Usually old, worn down, streched and faded panties as a temporary solution to the dirty booty problem, a barrier, if u will, between the booty and the pants.

I have to throw on my Temp-panties to run to the store, I'll take a shower when I get back, I'm in a hurry.

by Web-stirrer December 31, 2009

pocket panties

shorts that are as revealing as panties but have pockets, very slutty shorts that don't cover much more then panties would but they are legal to wear in public.

that girl is wearing pocket panties she is a slut

by gunman733 May 17, 2011

Sugar Panties

Noun - A member of the military that find themselves more comfortable handing money out in a gay strip club instead of a regular strip club to the dancers on stage.

Jeremiah blew his entire paycheck being a Sugar Panties while the rest of the platoon spent theirs chasing skirts.

by domin88u2 January 6, 2012