Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.
Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe
by Yoooooolmaooo May 14, 2018
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april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family
How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom
by Midgeplayes October 01, 2018
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Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.
"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."
by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen January 24, 2012
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panic bricking

Used to describe the act of repeatedly misplacing bricks in the game TETRIS. (Can be used either when the screen starts to fill up or when the bricks fall faster.)
You're going to lose if you don't stop panic bricking
by Neon Nightmares October 16, 2010
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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 05, 2024
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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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