righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.

Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 3, 2010

Chocolate Orgasm

-A toe curling poop.

-An orgasmic feeling of bowel relief.

My stomach was hurting until i chocolate orgasmed and nearly came.

by Dj Dreidel December 25, 2013

Chocolate Orgasm

The amazing feeling you get when delicious chocolate melts in your mouth.

After having no chocolate for 3 days, I just ate a piece and had a chocolate orgasm.

by Mell_Bear February 2, 2010

orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.

I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.

by JustDave September 13, 2013

dry orgasm

When semen or cum doesn’t come out of your penis during an orgasm

He beated his meat and had a dry orgasm

by Minecraft1238 February 26, 2019

Music Orgasm

A powerful/exciting/emotional/feel good sensation one gets when one listens to a song in which they love or connect with passionately.

I listened to 'Brown Eyes Live' by Lady GaGa and it was so amazing I had a music orgasm!

by CherryCherryBoomBoom July 30, 2009

Epileptic Orgasm

Having intercourse with a man or woman as they are having a seizure or waiting till they have a seizure to have intercourse.

For the best sex I don't give my partner their medication. I get an epileptic orgasm everyday

by Ron Brawndo1 December 11, 2013