the only gay in the village

Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.

I am the only gay in the village.

by Juhkjhg March 30, 2020

Only

One person, alone, who enjoys one other persons talents enough to want to form a friendship, or relationship, with them.

When plural, may be used as groupie, for supporting a group, or supporting AS a group.

W:I think you are my groupie.
J: I am not a group, and neither are you.
W: Well, no. So what are you then?
J: I'm an only.

by JDiebold January 2, 2009

If only

A less assertive phrase to substitute for "as if", which was commonly used during the Valley Girl phase most frequently in the western United States. (sarcasm.)

Guy: You know you want to hook up with me!
Girl: {{prsh} If only! Keep troopin`.

by C_nonomous September 15, 2005

onlyjayus

A TikToker that got famous in 2019 for her psychology facts

Person: Hey George, *uses one of onlyjayus’s psychology facts*
Other person: you got that from onlyjayus, right?
Person: Yep!

by Person coolio yaaaa December 28, 2020

onlyonekenobe

A problem with toilets, been known to shit six times a day and piss his pants in a taxi in da bull.

Ooops I've done a OnlyOneKenobe

by Shanklygates April 28, 2008

Only me October

Only me October is where it is only you October you do not need anyone else only you

Emily:Have you heard it is only me October

Julienne: really im so glad I’m single

by Kimberly.Mmmmmm October 13, 2019

Only The Best

A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.

Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021