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If only

A less assertive phrase to substitute for "as if", which was commonly used during the Valley Girl phase most frequently in the western United States. (sarcasm.)

Guy: You know you want to hook up with me!
Girl: {{prsh} If only! Keep troopin`.

by C_nonomous August 19, 2005

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