Taking an Abby

Taking an unusually large and time consuming dump.

Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”

by Aprilfoolsking March 30, 2018

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 19, 2012

take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP

worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.

by Vykrij August 06, 2020

Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.

I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.

by Dee34673 April 29, 2021

Take off

To leave in a hurry without explanation.

To leave in a hurry rudely

To get the @#-@ out!

Sarcastic saying

A person says to you; hey how you doing... But they are not right with you.... You say, TAKE OFF!

by Michellemybell 88 December 27, 2020

Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS November 30, 2012