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Take a winnie

1. To defecate
2. To poo
by LemonySnickets January 2, 2021
mugGet the Take a winniemug.

Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 20, 2019
mugGet the Taking a Tonymug.

take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP
worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.
by Vykrij August 6, 2020
mugGet the take mopmug.

take it to the club

This shit is getting too hot....let's take it to the club.
by backrow50 January 13, 2018
mugGet the take it to the clubmug.

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
mugGet the take it in the pantsmug.

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
by not_JESUS December 5, 2012
mugGet the Take a #3mug.

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