Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.
Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord
by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

by playboy124 November 3, 2017

The little bitch boy that needs to pick the tune in the Uber and carries a few spare aux cord doo-dads with them.
Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
“Don’t invite jamie to the kick-on he’s just gonna be an aux lord all morning.”
“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
by M89ER May 1, 2021

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
