on da road

around and about; in town.
often said when referring to self in 3rd person.

Jim: Jim is on da road.

by Imogenus April 4, 2009

road popper

the person consuming the alcoholic beverage in a automobile.

Jane was being a real road popper. She drank a whole 40 in my car on the way home!

by ROADPOPPER January 17, 2008

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019

Road bev

An alcoholic beverage that is consumed on the journey from pre drinks to an event.

Let's all grab a road bev and head to the club.

by Lad1234321 February 20, 2017

road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

by Liz Silva July 22, 2011

Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head

Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*

by pussy sussy January 31, 2022