12 January

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!

by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020

Fuck 12

Fuck 12 really just means fuck the police.

Daquan - Dude don't spray paint the bridge! You're gonna get arrested again!
Mikel- Man, Fuck 12.

by blankets4life August 8, 2017

oct 12

National eat a nut covered cracker day

Hey it’s oct 12 time to eat a cracker

by Dickhead42069 October 11, 2018

12 rounds

To do something for a long period of time.

I went 12 rounds with that hooch last night.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

12 incher

A guy with a name like Superdolph or Megadolph, usually at least 7 foot tall.

Megadolph wins the dick measuring contest for the 26th time and keeps the world record with his 12 incher plus sized. There are reports of a 24 incher, though none have been confirmed yet.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

12 Steps

1. The 12 tasks that Alcoholics Anonymous has its members use to find spirituality.

2. A way used by AA to have its members choose a higher power that can be anywhere from a door knob to a harley as a way to find spiritual guidance.

3. The Steps outlined in the Big Book used to control the thought processes of those who follow them.

1. Bill was fun until he joined AA and followed the 12 Steps, now he just apologizes to everyone with a brainwashed smile.

2. Mary followed the 12 Steps of AA. She divorced her husband and married her sponsor leaving her kids behind with no mother.

by JR Harris April 16, 2011

12:07

The time you hit the blunt

Damn it's 12:07 better hit the blunt

by Gavin;)! February 22, 2017