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9 o'clock syndrome

after 9 PM, you start going loopy and delirious. but only after 9 PM!!!
8 o'clock pm: "dude im so tired."
9 o'clock pm:

"DUDE LET ME PEE IN YO MOUUUFFFF! I TINK I
I'M SUFFERING FROM DA 9 O'CLOCK SYNDROME!!!"
by TATTATATATA October 5, 2008
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Your Mom O'Clock

When u wanna fuck ur friends mom

;)
Dude 1: Meet meh mom
Dude 2: Damn Your Mom O'Clock
Dude 1: Ew goddamn sicko
Mom: hey dude 2
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Stupid O'clock

This is the time of day when one has retired to their place of sleep, to end a tiresome day. When suddenly, they are awoken by a mind boggling thought they had earlier that day. The time when awoken, would be referred to as 'stupid o'clock'.
Michael: " oh no , i forgot what my homework was. I didn't write detailed enough note in my folder."

Stephanie: "you'll think of it at like Stupid O'clock tonight"
by SpanishIrishGuy March 18, 2011
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5 o'clock boner

A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.

This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.

Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..

"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register

The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.

God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..

The boner you wish you had during sex
by SLAA addict June 27, 2014
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five o'clock shadow whore

A transsexual prostitute.
A transsexual that provides sexual acts for money.
I was almost tempted to approach this woman , until I found out that he was a "five o'clock shadow whore".
by Appoggiaturian March 3, 2011
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1:30 o'clock

The time of night when the black hole takes over the world and we are transformed into a caniballistic time period.
Run for your lives, it's almost 1:30 o'clock!
by jessicamoreno January 19, 2008
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bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK
by highpanther February 28, 2009
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