Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 31, 2022
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Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.
That mans is a bean nut.
by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020
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Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
by M.Blur July 20, 2012
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nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017
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nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
by the_paperboy September 24, 2013
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Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.
In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'
by Stepney March 05, 2014
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Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
by Kenny Lewis August 28, 2008
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