man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.

Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.

by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

tweed jacket

to be worn by old British men

man the old Brit needs a tweed jacket

by elbowpatch February 22, 2017

Jacketeer

One who preaches the importance of wearing jackets during cold weather.

John: Dude you should really wear a jacket right now its freezing.
Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.

by vandygoddess August 26, 2012

Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.

Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.

by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018

jacket holder

The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.

The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.

Jason would never fight himself but he’s always ready to be the jacket holder.

by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018

Straight Jacket

Confines the arms of a person.

When I urinated on myself, I was wearing my Boxer Briefs Undies like 👍 a straight jacket.

by Fendzs January 1, 2022

Jizz Jacket

A Jizz Jacket is a slang word for a male prophylactic, also known as a condom.

Tabetha, go to the store and grab some Jizz Jackets so we can fuck!

by Ceerip 707 April 15, 2025