Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are made just for show; muscles that are fake, mostly to impress or intimidate others

I saw Billy and Wilson dancing in the clubs of Springfield showing off them popcorn muscles.

by coffeemug12 March 31, 2009

pillow muncher

someone who bites hard on a pillow while takin a large length up the chocolate starfish,or rusty bullet hole,hairy plughole.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Mungle

A slow and relaxing Badger style walk to a cafe where you gorge yourself on a builders breakfast

Going for a mungle

by bigrobbo65 January 6, 2010

face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

by pizazz April 20, 2006

Muscle Shoals, AL

Population of about 14,000. Once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama". However the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in Wal-Mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.

Jo: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."

by CMB00 January 11, 2011

water muscles

The instant muscles you get from drinking creatine and water and working out for a week or two.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is so cute, look at how big his arms are!

Girl 2: Girl, those are just water muscles.

by DrMario April 14, 2009

panty muncher

One that derives pleasure from munching on a pair of panties that range from slightly soiled to deliciously vile. The panty muncher usually delights in sniffing the lucky victim's panties first, where "munching" can often be an arousing and sadly overlooked afterthought. When the panty sniffer discovers this tasty treat he or she cant help but bludgeon the beefsteak or audition the finger puppets, using the lovingly handled panties as an ooze receptacle.

Devin: Hey baby, have you seen my panties?
Jason: (quietly munching panties in bathroom) Ummm...no.
Devin: Are you being a panty muncher again? Here let me give you a fresh pair!
Jason: Thanks baby! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

by Mr. Goodnight Beaverhausen December 23, 2009