How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

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V.C.B much?

A rhetorical phrase/question that is a shortened was to say "Vicky Christina Barcelona much?"

It is to sum up love triangles, players, bisexuals, and people who are in a relationship with a male and a female at the same time.

"You're with Jenny and Bob! V.C.B much?"

"You're bisexual? VCB much?"

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Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

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Too Much Too soon

Martin Ødegaard

Martin Ødegaard was a brilliant footballer that was given too much too soon.

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fuck this so much

the meme of simulacra in which one character says it but

exagerates to the point of your death

MAN I DONT HAVE A JOB
FUCK THIS SO MUCH

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mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

The Voiceline: mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets was a reference from a viral video named Back To School Hacks with Mama Melai on YouTube, the video was about Melai Cantiveros, the Filipino star was cooking some breakfast to her kids and one kid with the uniform said, "mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets"

Here come the nuggets anak, mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

by whatthefools001 October 28, 2022

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