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Manchester

Manchester is officially the greatest city in the world. It is the second city of the United Kingdom, London being first mainly because of government bias in funding. The city is the UK's most cultural boasting more museums than any other city except London due to funding bias. The city has an excellent integrated transport network and laughs in the face of scum like Brummies and Scousers.
From Manchester:

"I am a Mancunian, ha ha ha you Brummie Scum, go shit on it!"

"Oh my gosh you are a scouser? Ha ha ha ha scum!"
by David7842357684 March 15, 2008
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Fat Moncho

Sit Still You "FAT MONCHO!"
by FaLLeN RaVeN October 24, 2006
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manchild

One who has a hairy chest like a sweater or fur rug. He talks about stupid shit and also his own shit. He also wear a basketball jersey(clean or dirty) at all times. He is a so called player in his own mind but is only willing to pay for women. He likes them large and is scared that his dad may spank him. His sister sleeps in his bed and he needs permission to leave the house. He is also almost 30.
Manchild Joe went to DC and leaned up against a tree starring oddly at large women. He told them he owns pizza shop all while wearing his jersey and hitting end on his phone because his dad calls non stop to spank him. Manchild joe is one who stands in the corner and grunts at women. He makes them scared.
by Gorino Pig October 18, 2011
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MANCHILD

A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,

Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.
Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$

No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!

The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him

Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"
by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 2, 2013
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no manches

Means: "dont stain", but also known as "Don't bug me"
Get up dude, its already noon!
Response: No Manches!

Bartendar: "Last call!"
Drunk Girl:"Como manches!"
by Cecedawg May 30, 2006
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Mancheese

My mancheese just flowed out!
by Phil Mancheese January 19, 2016
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Manchild

I'd like to order a "Manchild" please.

Or

Bartender-What would you like to drink?

Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.
by Fatmatt November 15, 2013
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