hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one
by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018
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Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
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2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.
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