milk man

the who was fucking your girl while you were out.

the milk man ruined my marriage

by allen s December 20, 2008

milk

When a person puts his thumb on one side of a peron's neck and his index finger on the other side. Then the person must thrust downward very fast in order to leave a red mark. Similar to a mark left by a redneck. This is commonly done on flat grounds, however, for a more satisfying milk, milkers have been known to jump off of staircases, ledges, etc.

Erick: Yo Bryant! Check this out!
Bryant: What?
Erick: I'm gonna milk the shit out of Freddy!
*Erick walks over to Freddy*
Erick: Yo Freddy. Is that your mom, Ofelia?
Freddy: What? Where?
*Freddy turns around. Erick proceeds to milk freddy*
Erick: MILKED!
Freddy: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Bryant: LMFAO

by milkmachine April 4, 2011

man milk

Slang for cum, which sounds like it came from 1970s porn because it's kinda light-hearted and giggle-inducing, like many porn films (not all tho) were back then.This term is mainly used by punk rockers and freaks. I have never heard anybody "normal" say it. My man says it a lot, and he is a straight up freak. Here's an actual quote.

*B*( the boi): I know you want the man milk, sweetie..and if you work hard and stay real, you'll get to drink all of me......
Me: :-)~~~~~~~~

by m x November 26, 2004

Milk Brothers

Two men who have shared a particular sexual partner consecutively, although not necessarily in quick succession. The essence is, your Milk Brother was the last person to have slept with this particular partner before you did. (Like blood brothers have shared blood, milk brothers have shared milk, at least symbolically.)

Guy at Party: "Why does Javier's girlfriend get all tense, but also kinda flirty whenever Claude is around?"

Guy 2: "She used to bang Claude. In fact, Claude and Javier are Milk Brothers"

by Purveyor of fine expressions February 25, 2009

milk bag

The term used to describe a young man with a body shaped like a bag of milk. This man also tends to have a paler skin tone and usually, if not always, is downright ugly. Yet somehow this milk bag manages to get a hot girlfriend.

Guy 1: This girl is an absolute rocket.
Guy 2: Wow she is. Says she's in a relationship, check his Facebook.
Guy 1: Man this guy is a milk bag.
Guy 2: Standard.

by 7orture August 17, 2012

milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.

Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!

by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017

milk stream

A CatBoyKami video in which he walked to the store in a maid outfit and kitty ears to buy a gallon of milk that he drank and poured all over himself. On his way home he was stopped by a police officer who gave him a $400 ticket.

"Did you watch Kami's milk stream on youtube?"

"Yeah man it was hot"

by the_best_wizard August 5, 2020