Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Midnight climax

Operation midnight climax was one of many under the mk ultra program during the 50's, where the us government set up whore houses and gave the customers doses of lsd. The term is more commonly used nowadays when gimps take cocaine or some other crazy shit in a hookers ass.

Where the fuck were you last night?

Went to the red light district for a midnight climax.

by Guys seattle sea hawkes July 14, 2016

Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.

Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

midnight creep

Stop by the bar or club late into the night to see if anyone worth talking to is out and ideally have sex.

I'm gonna roll by the club at 1230 for a midnight creep.

by maxx17 August 31, 2019

midnight roast

Oral sex with a women,to eat her pussy , at or around Midnight .

Ramone "Where were you man?"

Tarone " Home eatin midnight roast."

Ramone " Damn. Say haw fo de jaguar,baby."

Tarone " Das fo sho ."

by Kevin Fenderline December 03, 2006

midnight bird

hairy bird only comes out at midnight to 6am!

My whore got down on her knees licking my pants asked hows her midnight bird. Honey hairy going to rest tonight. Ahh how come? honey U sucked so long and hard last night he's now a Blue bird. Yep needs to rest tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

Midnight Train

A gang bang involving a a girl and a bunch of bi-sexual or crazy straight guys putting there penises up each others butts in the form of a ho-train and each guy goes one by one taking turns on his best friend's sister. And you leave your socks and hats on.

Witz: Tom's sister was pretty good while we rocked her world with a midnight train.

Amelio: Ince, Ince, Ince

by Viva La Bitchin' April 30, 2009