Matthew-Davis

Chipmunk faced, acne ridden, pre pubescent boy. We don't know how he ended up with a girlfriend. Extremely awkward and nerdy.

Person A: Wow is he ambidextrous?
Person B: No that's just Matthew-Davis, it's not cool when it's him.

by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018

Matthew Killen

Smokes and sniffs only the best ket fresh from Glasto. Can often be spotted in art or in Magaluf with the lads doing a cheeky line before he flies back to mold a clay statue on some more ket

Student "I wonder where our teacher is?"
Student 2 "Ahh Matthew Killen he's probs in either Magaluf or Kavos with the lads he'll be back soon"

by Agatha Webb February 25, 2019

matthew wilkins

Noodle eater

Look there's Matthew Wilkins, he's buying more noodles.

by Skint123456789 November 21, 2013

Matthew Marmai

A boy. Looks like a rat. Not very good looking. Sometimes nightmares caused by him. Married to my friend. Thinks he’s awesome but when I’m reality he isn

Sarah: Who’s that kid wearing Gucci
Bob: Must be Matthew Marmai

by Maislin May 28, 2018

matthew woodward

a strange being that is rumored to have a strange set of eye brows half way up his forehead. legend has it that they will help everything they see until the world has been helped

"wow look at those eyebrows, they remind me of matthew woodward"

by One puff May 21, 2016

matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.

Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!

by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008

matthew hill

He is sexy and funny, he loves to play console games and also enjoys getting out and about. He is brilliant in bed and can make the girl he loves scream in bed. He is a sexy beast!

Matthew Hill is so fine!
Matthew Hill has a great arse in his work pants!

by Dvl December 21, 2013