by Garisms May 19, 2025

William: I'm feeling quite lonely.
Tessa: What kind of lonely?
William: The horny kind.
Tessa: Oh. Okay.
Tessa: What kind of lonely?
William: The horny kind.
Tessa: Oh. Okay.
by blindgirlxshrugboy March 16, 2023

Lone is a Norwegian goddess.
She is a beautiful woman with a dirty mouth that can make you blush.
If you ever have the pleasure to be in a company with a Lone you will be horny and confused at the same time.
This girl will spin you around and give you the time of your life.
Treasure it.
She is a beautiful woman with a dirty mouth that can make you blush.
If you ever have the pleasure to be in a company with a Lone you will be horny and confused at the same time.
This girl will spin you around and give you the time of your life.
Treasure it.
by RingOf4 July 16, 2020

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
by swagsurfing March 19, 2011

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.
I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.
by That_ATLien December 9, 2016

by when you bottom text September 28, 2022

by THEBESTFUCKINGPERSONEVER April 8, 2018
