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Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020
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lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.
I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.
by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025
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lap fox

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places

Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?

- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?

Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.

- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.

- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
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Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.
Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.
by Watchinfool September 16, 2023
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lap

guy 1: guy lap my side nah
guy 2: no p I dey my way
by rancky March 31, 2021
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