Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.
by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?
Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.
- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.
- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.
by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

come or come around
by rancky March 31, 2021
