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by Austin doesnt even November 7, 2018
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Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway
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