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kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag
by scant alpaca August 17, 2018
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Kevin

This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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Kevin

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah
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Kevin

A SIMP and only a SIMP
Friend: Kevin is such a SIMP
You: Yeah ikr
by Patrick Sad April 7, 2020
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Kevin

This guy usually looks like a ape or smells but other than that is an all around good person.
Kevin.
by A/rock April 23, 2018
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kevin

A rude guy with a big dick. All ladies hate him.
I hate Kevin !!
by flower21 March 9, 2017
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Kevin

A boy who is retarded and maybe smart
Kevin made an a in his test
by EnterTermsHere April 28, 2017
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