Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 03, 2018
Kevin:a guy who normally dates girls named: Ariel ,Ariana, jayda, Cheyenne, jordyn, jalisa ,mostly Ariana and jayda
by V sauce April 20, 2018
One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
by Marin8ing September 23, 2017
by iwdiml September 24, 2019
A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
by Lolduckmycuck March 12, 2019
by safasdfsadf September 21, 2018
A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.
by coolguy_69 September 24, 2018